I Be or I don't Be

Have you noticed the way kids are talkin' nowadays? They slur words, don't enunciate, and use words improperly. I can understand them about as much as I can understand Shakespeare. For example, take a random kid and tell him to speak: "Yo dog, I got a new grill from my freezer and it only shot double bills!" and Shakespeare: "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the East, and Juliet is the sun." See what I mean? They're interchangeable! "Yo homie! What be up with thou? Hast thine laid eyes upon my new hoe?" That, ladies and gents, is the epitome in the decline of modern education. Naw meen?