Janie's in the elevator!

Time for another music quiz!

Today's quiz will focus on your ability to finish song lyrics.

Here they are:

Do a little dance, make a little love, ________.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little _____.

Hey hey mama, said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you _______.

In LA we riot, not rally, to live and die. In LA we wear ______ not ______, that's right.

I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey and have you home by _______.

Bonus Question:

What are the only words spoken in "Tequila"?

I'm just a sweet transvestite!

I recently watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show, one of the greatest cult classics of all time, so I am told, anyway. You know, the one where college students dress up and go to midnight watchings to? Firstly, this musical is definitively different, and the music is catchy. Secondly, WTF?!!! I don't know if any of you have seen it, but man, watch it. If I had to sum up the movie in 4 words, it would be this: Oversexed Singing Transvestite Musical. It does have strong implied sex, and partial nudity, mostly Tim Curry's butt. Still though, it's more family friendly than a Hannah Montana concert.

Heat of the Moment

You know, it's gettin' real hard to come up with stuff for my blog that I would like to write about. I know where I want to go, just not how fast or when I want to get there. Maybe more music stuff, or even some gaming stuff. Actually, now that I think about it, I think i'm gonna blog about some game that strikes my fancy. Maybe Fallout 3, or Bioshock. Hmm. Yeah, probably games.

Lean and Green v/s Mean and... Glossy Sheen

Have you ever wondered who would win the fight between Juggernaut and The Hulk? I personally would go with Juggernaut, but I can see other goin' for the Hulk. Juggernaut is part of the X-Men line of comics, while the Hulk is just a regular Marvel character. There is an instance in the comics where these characters fight, and I think it was broken up by other X-Men. Let's look at both sides:
The Hulk/Juggernaut
Temporary Power Supplied by Radiation based on degree of anger/Power supplied by a Magic Crystal & Injection
Super Strong (Draw)/ Super Strong (Draw)
Regeneration/ Unstoppable Momentum (Win)
Radiation Damage Resistance/Damage Resistance (Win) Mental Resistance(w/ helmet on)
Wimpy but Smart Secret Identity (Draw)/ No Secret Identity (Draw)
Hero(Draw)/ Villian (Draw)
Little Control in Hulk Form/ Total Control (Win)
Cool Transformation (Win)/ Cool Appearance
Ripped Purple Shorts/ Cool Metal Armor Type Thing (Win)

In the end, in my opinion, Juggernaut is the better/cooler of the two characters. Granted, I still wouldn't want to get in a fight with The Hulk, but he loses this match. See you guys next time for another edition of USUCC (Ultimate Super Ultra Cool Characters)

Good evening, i'm Blastoise, and you're not.

Have any of you watched SNL recently? Because I haven't. It's just not funny anymore. Sure, some skits are mildly amusing, but that's about it.I mean, what happened? Where'd all the comedians go? Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Mike Myers, Chris Farley, and Will Ferrell were the best in the business for laughs, now it's that one guy, the one with the nose and curly hair. The show used to be the only thing I looked forward to Saturday night, now it's something that seems like a chore to watch. All good things come to an end, I guess, but now what? MADTV? It's ok, but...

Take me to where the girls are green and the grass is pretty

You know that Marvel character She-Hulk? What's goin' on there? Is she like his daughter or something? I mean, she looks like a regular person, just buff and of course, green. She kinda reminds me of that Mortal Kombat character, you know, the lady-thing with 4 arms? I mean, they're both super strong, the only differences are the number of arms, the color of their skin, and their hairdo. Who would win if the two fought? I think She-Hulk would, just because she is smarter. She'd probably lead her into a trap or something like that. But the MK character would probably try to go all Highlander on her. Maybe it'd be a tie, but I doubt it. It's kinda like matching up Juggernaut with the Hulk. But that's another blog. For now, just think about who would win.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!

Time for music quiz ranging from 1700-1996! Songs will be presented, and you have to answer who they are by. There is a bonus question at the end. (No Wikipedia or Google)

1700's
"Lone Ranger Theme" by?
1900's
"My Way" by?
"White Rabbit" by?
"Light my Fire" by?
"Brick in the Wall pt.1&2" by?
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by?
"Eye of the Tiger" by?
"Sweet Child O' Mine" by?
"Dude Looks Like a Lady" by?

Bonus Round:
Name two artists/groups who have covered "Come Together".