Guns n' ... Moses? Or My BioChemical France?

I talked to some random people the other day, and we discussed music. I talked about GNR, Aerosmith, Jefferson Airplane, and Billy Idol. They talked about My Chemical Romance, and some Bullets for my Valentine. Naturally, they had no idea who I was talking about, and vice-versa. So then I listened to these musical groups. I regretted my decision immediately. The things that pass for music these days is just sad. What happened to making yourself sound cool and manly instead of whiny, wheezy, and sucky. Plus, some of the guitar riffs sound like you can do it with an Activision Guitar. That's why modern music sucks. Oh, and the "band" names sucks. (Fallout Boy? WTF? As in Fallout 3's Pip Boy?)